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Barb's Newest...

 

A Bacteria, a Virus and a

Parasite Walk Into a Bar

 

This is NOT your “run-of-the-mill Lab Test book.” Of course, it’s not — it’s written by the “not your run-of-the-mill” nursing educator, Barb Bancroft. What is the best way to describe this book? It’s “lab-a-palooza” of a tome, with full explanations of every day lab tests, interspersed with clinical quips, timely tips, case studies, pharmacology pearls, historical highlights, practical pointers, and peppered with a few giggles and laughs along the way. Barb blends physiology, pathophysiology, pharmacology, and physical assessment pearls seamlessly throughout each of the 12 chapters. The first chapter, named after the title of the book, A Bacteria, a Virus, and a Parasite Walk Into a Bar… discusses the lab tests used to diagnose infections with a thorough explanation of the WBC and differential. The second chapter covers RBCs and a thorough review of the myriad of anemias. Bloody Hell is Chapter 3 all about the tests used for clotting and bleeding. Other chapters include Read My Lipids, A Touch of the Sugar, Liver Logic, To Pee or Not to Pee, Breath, Sweat, and TearSSSSSS, The Land of the Gland —Thyroid, that is, Enzymes Galore and So Much More, and a few more on Electrolytes and Tumor Markers. Piqued your interest? It's educational, entertaining, and enlightening...what more could you want in a book on Lab Tests? 

 

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A Bacteria, A Virus...

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Laughing My

Aspirin Off

 

This book is chock-full of amusing anecdotes, quirky quips, and practical pearls about our bodies and our health. It is divided into 5 sections: Your Body Rocks; Questions That May (or May Not) Keep You Awake All Night; In the Loo; Hormonal Chaos; and The Last Laugh.

…One in five adults (20%) has admitted to urinating in swimming pools. Red eyes associated with swimming are not caused by the chlorine used to sanitize the pool. Red eyes are caused by chloramine, a chemical that is created when urine combines with the chlorine already in the pool. In fact, the stronger the pool “smells like chlorine”, the more contaminated it is with urine.

…Every single strand of human hair can support 3.5 ounces of weight. Big deal, you scoff. The average head of hair has between 100,000 and 150,000 hairs—you do the math. The entire head of hair could actually support 16 TONS.

…The first testicular guard, the “cup,” was used in hockey in 1874. The first helmet to protect the brain was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was also important. WHO KNEW? We ALL knew.

 

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FOCUS on 

PHARMACOLOGY

 2019

Barb’s book contains nine educational and entertaining chapters on various “pharma-topics.” Barb’s witty style of writing coupled with her easy explanations make this 335-page book a must-read for any healthcare professional or anyone interested in learning about pharmaceutical agents today. 

1)   General Pharmacology—pharmacokinetics, pharmacodynamics, pharmacogenetics, and Pharmaco-miscellaneous

2)   Neuropharmacology

3)   Cardiovascular and Respiratory Drugs

4)   Gastrointestinal Drugs

5)   Diabetes Drugs

6)   Hormonal Chaos

7)   Oncology Drugs 

8)   Inflammation and Immunology

9)   Infectious Disease

 

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Geriatric Gems

 

This 180 page tome is packed with Polypharmacy Pearls, Cardiology Quips, Physical Assessment Facts, Neurology Nuggets, GI/GI tidbits, and a myriad of other facts for the practicing clinician. Barb discusses the do’s and don’ts with certain medication combinations, the many factors that increase the risk of falls, the assessment of the patient with memory loss and the known risk factors for dementia, assessment of delirium at the bedside, the top 5 antibiotics prescribed in nursing homes, the top 4 drugs that bring the elderly to the emergency room, NSAIDS for pain and the "Best choices" for older patients with co-morbidities, the criteria for admitting the geriatric patient with pneumonia to the hospital, assessment of the "FRAIL" older patient, and much, much more. Published Spring 2018

 

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Plants or Pills?
A practical approach to alternative therapies

The use of dietary supplements (nutraceuticals), herbal remedies, vitamins, minerals, and other forms of complementary, alternative, and integrative therapies are flourishing in today's world of medicine. All healthcare professionals should be aware of the myriad of choices patients have at their disposalfrom the information (and misinformation) dispensed from the internet, to the wide variety of health food stores, to the ability to purchase dubious products from the “Marts”, and to borrowing homemade remedies from the neighbor's medicine cabinet. Barb discusses the current studies supporting (or not) the top 20 herbal products from Butterbur (migraines) to Chamomile flower (colic in babies, anxiety in adults) to St John’s Wort (depression), Melatonin (sundowning, sleep, cancer prevention?), and Valerian root (Nature's Valium). You'll hear the pros and the cons, the adverse effects, as well as the interactions with prescription drugs and lab tests. “Food as Pharmacy” has always been an option suggested by healthcare professionals—the DASH diet and the Mediterranean diets can't be beat for healthy eating—but what about the of KETO diet, PALEO diet, the modified Atkin's diet, the Eat Right for Your Blood Type Diet, and more, more, more diets? You'll be surprised at some of the newest information on the KETO diet, as well as they myriad of benefits of coffee, the best nuts, and other new tasty information on “Food as Pharmacy.” Barb will go through each of the vitamins—the evidence-based findings for Vitamins A, all of the B's, C, D, E, and K. Can you take too many vitamins? Can you overdose on a single vitamin? What are the signs and symptoms or vitamin deficiency or vitamin excess? Minerals such as magnesium and zinc will be discussed as to their various roles in health and well-being. Should CoQ 10 and red yeast rice be used for high LDL cholesterol? Find out about a surprising “alternative” treatment for menopausal hot flashes (hint—You are getting very sleepy). Why do some women have reduced hot flashes when using soy products and others don’t respond at all? What are the benefits of meditation, acupuncture, massage therapy, sunlight, and humor? Can the B vitamins keep your brain healthy? Do crossword puzzles really work? How do you even pronounce Sudoku? What are the top alternative products that can help reduce stress? Fall 2019

 

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